How did a non-muscular runt like myself get selected as my high school’s ever-vigilant balcony-freeloader bouncer?
Easy. Us two orchestra fund-raising boy fiddlers got selected to block kids (our school’s rudest boys) from evading our helpless fiddler-girl ticket-sellers! At our auditorium’s escape-routes, such as my balcony!
I never did see what I was expected to do. — Wrestle-down the boys who ignored my “You can’t go up here!” warnings, & thereby get myself suspended from school?
But lucky for me, my experience as a runt high school bouncer was excellent training for my future work life!
Yes, very soon I grew up to become that jerk my co-workers knew as THAT RUNT UNION GOON, intimidating “scabs”!