My Life As a High School Movie Bouncer


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How did a non-muscular runt like myself get selected as my high school’s ever-vigilant balcony-freeloader bouncer?

Easy.  Us two orchestra fund-raising boy fiddlers got selected to block kids (our school’s rudest boys) from evading our helpless fiddler-girl ticket-sellers!  At our auditorium’s escape-routes, such as my balcony!

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I never did see what I was expected to do. — Wrestle-down the boys who ignored my “You can’t go up here!” warnings, & thereby get myself suspended from school?

But lucky for me, my experience as a runt high school bouncer was excellent training for my future work life!

Yes, very soon I grew up to become that jerk my co-workers knew as THAT RUNT UNION GOON, intimidating “scabs”!

WHO KNEW?

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